Anime fans who want to have a good laugh can easily tune into that part of the anime where some funniest anime quotes appear. These quotes are so funny because they are blessed with a great sense of humor than the shitty shows coming nowadays. Anime offers its viewers a variety of genres to choose from and has some funny and high-end action scenes. Most funny anime quotes will reflect Japanese people and their obsession with funny anime quotes.
These funny anime quotes can be found in almost all anime series, and some of them are dark quotes. So those who have reached our website and are searching for funny anime quotes can guess their motive. Like it could be to impress their near and loved ones. So here we have collected some famous, funny, and great anime quotes.
Often people have the habit of reading the dialogue said by a famous anime character in their mind repeatedly with the same energy as it was said in the show. This makes them imagine themselves living in a fantasy anime world. This is just another reason why people are so fond of anime. The anime industry is no different from other industries like the movie industry as it also offers a vast array of options. Just name the genre, and there is your best anime popping out.
Some comedy animes like Konosuba and Gintama are filled with hilariously funny anime quotes. CLANNAD and Legend of the Galactic Heroes also have funny anime quotes. Whether a character seriously wanted to crack a joke or made a comment that was meant to be serious but went sideways, the funny anime quotes mentioned below will make you laugh.
25. People die when they are killed.
So, this was said by the Shirō Emiya States in ‘Fate/Stay Night’. Stating obvious things, it was a funny thing to hear.
Those who have seen or haven’t watched the Fate series might be familiar with this quote.
Shirō tried to be completely genuine here, and he didn’t mean to be sarcastic but was trying to clarify the consequences after taking a person’s life.
24. I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!
This quote has been taken from the popular anime series Death Note. Light Yagami said the funny quote as he loves salty snacks.
Have you ever watched the series for those who haven’t watched Light Yagami consuming potato chips? This habit of Light Yagami was a part of taking down criminals without anyone noticing.
The line is impressive and was said so that one couldn’t control their laughter.
23. Look around Eren, at these big ass trees.
This forms another part of our list of funny anime quotes taken from Attack On Titan.
Levi Ackerman was trying to appreciate the scenery here but instead said something that may sound stupid. The best thing about this line is how Levi spoke it. Along with the remaining Survey Corps, he was trying to escape from female Titan. They were deciding on a strategy to defeat her, and that’s when this line is said.
Levi suggested Eren take advantage of the environment, and the line is not funny individually, but the swearing part makes it one.
22. Pornography can save the world!
Taiga Okajima comes up with this unique strategy in the anime Assassination Classroom. A tentacle monster teacher is there in Class 3-E, and the students are trying to defeat it using various techniques. That’s when Taiga comes up with this unique strategy.
Taiga Okajima believes that they can lure that monster into a trap using pornographic magazines, and if the plan works, they’ll be able to save the planet.
21. Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?
This funny anime quote has been picked up from Naruto, which might be many readers’ favorite anime. Zetsu is a plant-based creature and is also a part of Akatsuki. He is usually feared, but Naruto Uzumaki doesn’t care. Instead, he calls him out in the most descriptive manner.
20. If I get reincarnated…. I want to become a clam.
Monkey D Luffy has amazing reincarnation goals, as seen in the anime One Piece. Luffy is a beloved shonen protagonist, and the reason behind that is the things like these.
To be reincarnated as a clam might seem hilariously funny, but this is what makes Luffy a perfect character in this anime, Monkey D Luffy.
19. What a low blow! You friend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!
This has to be a part of our funny anime quotes picked up from one of the best and fan-favorite anime series, My Hero Academia. Teny Lida in My Hero Academia is a rule-abiding teenager, but when he is heard saying the word ‘scrotum’, it is like making funny anime quotes.
This is funny enough to make the viewers burst into laughter. He said this when a five-year-old kid, such an age and the kid attacked Midoriya’s nether regions. This had to be a part of funny quotes.
18. Boobs aren’t fat! Instead, they’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!
Sagara Yoshiharu is seen appreciating the female parts in the anime series The Ambition of Oda Nobuna. He is a modern teenager and has been transported to the Sengoku era. He deeply appreciates females, not only all the girl’s breasts, and his companions lack that compassion.
17. I’m a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. But, of course, I also collect maid figurines. I play games that feature maids, which turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump for joy.
So, this is quite a long dialogue that Takumi Usio used in Kaichou Wa Maid- Sama and is an example of his sense of humor. He discovers that his classmate secretly does work at a maid cafe, which he couldn’t control, and makes her fun by saying this. He exaggerated the appreciation for maids in this.
16. Hey, Mister! I am a mad scientist! It’s so coooooooooool! Son of a b*tch!
Rintaro Okabe said this in the famous anime Steins: Gate. He picks up these lines when he thinks that he has to speak English to be understood. The man standing at the door also couldn’t understand him and blinked in response. The man at the door was also confused by this reaction of Rintaro. After this, Okabe received a reply in Japanese and doubted his very existence.
15. There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and, unfortunately, our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.
Freeza is among the sassy anime characters. He is seen saying this in the anime Dragon Ball Z. He might be among the cruelest villains one has seen in the history of Dragon Ball Z, but this doesn’t mean that he can’t say one or two sarcastic things. His sense of humor makes him great, apart from the horrifying things he does.
14. I’m not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom.
Toshiro Hijikata is too fond of mayonnaise in the anime series Gintama.’ Gintama is one of the best comedy anime series of all time. And, this being known, it becomes difficult for one to choose the best comedy line.
This line is said in a scene involving Hijikata, a police officer. He takes himself seriously and claims that he is searching for the Mayonnaise Kingdom and not running away from ghosts. Hijikata is so obsessed with mayonnaise that he even puts it in his coffee.
13. I’ll gladly turn it into a piece of paper!
Terunosuke Miyamoto is blessed with a strange ability in the famous anime series JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. He is a terrifying person and obsessed with creating fear in other people’s minds. Now think of this obsession and his ability, which allows him to turn in a piece of paper. So, watching him say this makes the audience laugh. This is surely among the best funny anime quotes.
12. Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.
This funny anime quote comes from the anime Excel Saga and is spoken by Excel, reassuring. Excel Saga is a ’90s anime full of random and funny situations. Excel tries to reassure them and tell them that she doesn’t mean any harm through these lines.
11. I’m going to be late for the snail watching club, and I’m the only member!
Melvin Butlers in Sailor Moon is heard saying this. He is one of the most adorable anime characters in the world of anime, and this line is an example of that. So many anime viewers wished to join him in the sailing watching club.
10. This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.
Megumin in Konosuba is seen as an honest anime character. Most characters that are seen going on about how powerful they are don’t easily admit that it was all an act. Megumin does the opposite and straightly tells people that her outfit is to look cool, which is a deviation from the chuunibyo formula.
9. We had sex, and sex makes babies!!!”
This forms yet another part of our funny anime quotes list. Nagisa Furukawa is seen saying too much in the hilariously funny anime CLANNAD. Nagisa Furukawa’s parents notice that she has morning sickness. She tells them that she is a pregnant woman, which leads to her blurting out these lines.
This makes her dad so angry that he tries to punch Tomoya, her boyfriend. The scene is so awkward that it becomes difficult to control their laughter. However, these conflicts don’t last long and get resolved quickly.
8. You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.
We see Frederica Greenhill creating a meme in the anime series Legend of Galactic Heroes. This quote is hard not to laugh at as it is absurd to hear. It can be understood that the family members of military officials might feel this way, but the way of speaking is too hilarious to miss.
7. I’m…actually, I’m a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. We superhumans have long hair because our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru’s Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He then asked Kandora for power! And then!
This is among the famous funny anime quotes taken from Fruits Basket, as was said by Ayame Sohma. Ayame loves to embarrass his friends and brother, which is a perfect example of this attitude.
6.No matter what I do, I hurt people. I’m a sinful man. A Guilt Guy.
Yet another part of our list of best funny anime quotes has been picked up from the anime series Osomatsu-san and has been said by Karamatsu Matsuno.
This anime series isn’t much remembered by people these days but was a popular one after it debuted. Its fading popularity doesn’t decrease its hilariousness. This line itself speaks of how dramatic was Karamatsu. Just imagine him saying this with his shining and glittering eyes.
5. For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.
Gintoki Sakat said these lines in the famous anime Gintama, a well-known comedy genre anime. Of course, the manner of expressing one’s thoughts and views can never be judged, but this line makes the viewers burst into immediate laughter. This surely has to be expected from the best comedy series that has been ever created- Gintama.
4. An angel? So this is an angel? Of course, but he’s got no wings and his butts not hanging out.
We have another addition to the funniest anime quotes from Dragon Ball Super. Goku said this, and this is so typical of Goku to say something like this.
3. Excuse me, but are you the oddball in your family.
Ash Ketchum is seen speaking these lines in Pokémon and getting straight to his point. For example, he said this to Nurse Joy in Pokémon Do Coil See Dreams of Electric Mice!?
2. If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.
This is the second entry from the famous anime Death Note in our list of funny anime quotes. L Lawliet gave the viewers a gentle reminder through these lines that one doesn’t need to eat sweets to make their heads work.
1. Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.
Here comes another funny quote from Gintama spoken by Kondou Isao. Well, it can be said that he is brave enough to own and wanna brag his stupidity that a normal person won’t do. Apart from this list of 25, there are also many other hilarious quotes like An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough! So said Marie Mjolnir in the anime Soul Eater.
In Yu Yu Hakushi, Hiei said- So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age- said so proudly by Rosette Christopher in Chrono Crusade. I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever! was said by Taiga Aisaka in the anime Toradora.
These were some different anime quotes that we found funny and worth reading for our dear readers. We hope that these funny anime quotes made our readers laugh, and if they came with some other motive, they could achieve that.
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