An American science fiction animated adult sitcom is Futurama. Matt Groening produces this show. There are funny Futurama quotes, running jokes, rich people, involves robots. In this series, Philip J. Fryer has been frozen for around 1000 years and, after all these years, gets resurrected during the 31st century. Futurama was even nominated for 17 Annie Awards and 12 Emmy Awards.
The show’s main points reveal the interplanetary distribution company Planet Express and the workers in them. They are trying their best to fit into the future society. So naturally, the Futurama quotes gained interest. Many funny lines, the idiotic ness, the happy ending, and the quotes that sound cool are the main highlights.
Fry must have loved robot Leela, but poor Leela never seemed to find the right one; fans love Leela too. The funniest Futurama quotes have taken a high place. Down below are mentioned the 20 best Futurama Quotes.
20. “Bender?! You stole the atom.”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ron Weiner
- Season & Episode: 3, 10
- Episode Name: The Luck of the Fryrish
- Quote By: Fry
In this episode, we see Fry going on a quest to find his seven-leaf clover, which is very lucky for him. He was convinced that his brother took up his identity while he was frozen, and he wanted to get it back.
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19. “Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.”
- Director: Brian Sheesley
- Writer: Dan Vebber
- Season & Episode: 4, 3
- Episode Name: Love and Rocket
- Quote By: Bender
Love and Rocket, Futurama, Valentine’s Day is coming; therefore, the Planet Express crew plans to have a contract with Romanticorp. The company sells romantic things.
Bender and the ship’s new personality fall in love with each other and start dating. However, Bender soon gets tired and starts to cheat on her. She senses something wrong, and she reacts by being extremely possessive.
18. “By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.”
- Director: Pat Shinagawa
- Writer: J. Stewart Burns
- Season & Episode: 3, 10
- Episode Name: Where the Buggalo Roam
- Quote By: Dr. John Zoidberg
The staff of Planet Express goes to the Wong Ranch, which is present on Mars, as they celebrate the Mars Day barbecue. Dr. Zoidberg starts making a nuisance of himself. Kif and Amy are dating. However, Amy’s parents are not pleased with him, and Kif is trying his best to please them.
17. “In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.”
- Director: Brian Sheesley
- Writer: Brian Kelley
- Season & Episode: 1, 4
- Episode Name: Love’s Labors Lost in Space
- Quote By: Zapp Brannigan
Leela has had many dates, but all seem to be unsuccessful. To help her find the suitable bachelors Amy and her other friends take her to The Hip Joint. However, Leela returns alone as she does not find anybody that suits her.
Zapp Brannigan is a famous space captain. As the ship docks and comes aboard, Planet Express gets the chance to meet Zapp Brannigan—also, the chance to meet Kif Kroker, his executive officer, Lieutenant.
16. “This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!”
- Director: Ron Hughart
- Writer: Eric Horsted
- Season & Episode: 2, 17
- Episode Name: War is the H- Word
- Quote By: Bender
For the offer of 5% military discount. Fry and Bender enlist in the Earth Army, so they get pink ham-flavored chewing gum. However, things did not go as smoothly as planned. This is taken as the Worst kind of discrimination. Because there was a sudden break of war and these two friends had to serve on the front lines during the war.
15. “Bite my Shiny Metal…!”
- Director: Jeffrey Lynch
- Writer: Lewis Morton
- Season & Episode: 2, 2
- Episode Name: Stairway to Hell
- Quote By: Bender
Bite My Shiny Metal Ass is Bender’s trademark or catchphrase. Usually, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass is used by him to show that he is annoyed with somebody. This quote comes under the list of Bender’s top five quotes that he uses on a regular basis.
He substitutes the word metal with various words depending on the situation—for example, the changes from metal to daffodil.
14. “At the risk of sounding negative, no.”
- Director: James Purdum
- Writer: Dan Vebber
- Season & Episode: 3, 9
- Episode Name: The Birdbot of Ice- Catraz
- Quote By: Turanga Leela
Leela does not join the mission of towing a dark matter tanker to a penguin nature reserve. Instead, she joins the protestors who are participants from Penguins Unlimited. However, Leela and the team were not able to stop the team.
Which made them go ahead to intercept the tank at Pluto. Bender gets lost in the proudness of being the leader and gets careless. This leads to the tanker colliding with an iceberg, and the dark matter spills across the landscape.
13. “If For Any Reason, You’re Not Satisfied, I Hate You.” – Sales Clerk
- Director: Ron Hughart
- Writer: Eric Horsted
- Season & Episode: 2, 17
- Episode Name: War is the H- Word
- Quote By: Sales Clerk
Fry and Bender go to a convenient store. And asks for the military discount that they had dreamt of when they joined the Army. The discount was for chewing gum. But they were denied by the clerk, who seemed to be rude.
12. “Everyone, I have a dramatic announcement. So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye.”
- Director: Rich Moore
- Writer: Patric M. Verrone
- Season & Episode: 2, 15
- Episode Name: A Clone of my own
- Quote By: Professor Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth sometimes comes with an iconic catchphrase. Professor Farnsworth gets word from Mars University that he might lose his professorship. Moreover, Professor Farnsworth reveals to his students that his actual age is 160 years. This is the age in which robots who belong to the sunset squad take people away.
And then they would never be seen again.
11. “You can’t keep boogieing like this. You’ll come down with a fever of some sort.”
- Director: Swinton O. Scott III
- Writer: Eric Kaplan
- Season & Episode: 4, 7
- Episode Name: Jurassic Bark
- Quote By: Turanga Leela
Fry and Bender go to a museum exhibit. Bender is shocked by the fossilized dog that was put up for display. Because he immediately recognizes that it is his dog back from the 20th century.
He demands the body of his pet from the authorities of the museum; at first, they do not agree. But he goes for a protest by dancing in front of the museum for three continuous days. Dances to the song ‘The Hustle,’ he turns out to be successful in the end.
10. ” I will destroy you!”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keeler
- Season & Episode: 3, 14
- Episode Name: Time Keeps on Slippin’
- Quote By: Morbo
In this episode, we see how a challenge is taken up on the basketball court. Bender comes with an objection that the particles in question were responsible for the destruction of an entire civilization. However, that is ignored.
Fry notices that he has once spelled out with stars, “I LOVE YOU, LEELA,” but Leela could not see it due to an implosion that destroyed it.
9. “Hi-yah!”
- Director: Rich Moore
- Writer: Matt Groening, David X. Cohen
- Season & Episode: 1, 1
- Episode Name: Space Pilot 3000
- Quote By: Turanga Leela
Hi-yah is a phrase that Leela catchily says in almost all the episodes that she is present in. Mostly this phrase is used by her when she is fighting with someone.
But also when the writers cannot think of anything interesting cause it involves an element of a joke. She might say this phrase and do random things too.
8. “I’m back, baby!”
- Director: Ray Claffey
- Writer: Eric Horsted
- Season & Episode: 6, 6
- Episode Name: Lethal Inspection
- Quote By: Bender
Bender finds out that he is suffering from a terminal manufacturing defect as Bender does not have a backup unit, which means that Bender is mortal. Bender is a target, and Hermes tries to save him by uploading false information since he is mortal. This says that he has been eliminated, making them stop looking for Bender.
7. “What, you’ve never seen a genius’s wiener before?”
- Director: Ron Hughart
- Writer: Eric Horsted
- Season & Episode: 2, 14
- Episode Name: A Clone of My Own
- Quote By: Cubert J. Farnsworth
Professor Farnsworth is worried about his mortality as he is already 150. He feels the need to name a successor, everybody in the crew that it might be Fry. But it turned out that it was a 12-year-old clone of himself, Cubert J. Farnsworth. However, Cubert does not seem to be a son who would obediently follow in his father’s footsteps. However, later he says he has decided to follow his father while his father sits and explains.
6. “It worked! They totally think we’re making out!”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keller
- Season & Episode: 2, 10
- Episode Name: Put Your Head on My Shoulders
- Quote By: Amy Wong
Amy Wong has dated many men, which even includes Fry. Their relationship is deeply confusing. Because first, Amy Wong claims Fry as her boyfriend so that her parents will get convinced that she is not a robot sexual anymore.
She was pretty close with Bender too. They were really close to getting married. But Bender left her at the end of the episode as she wanted a monogamous relationship.
5. “Yep, everything worked out great, thanks to good old Bender.”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keller
- Season & Episode: 2, 10
- Episode Name: Put Your Head on My Shoulders
- Quote By: Bender
Bender and Leela are conversing about the dates that he set up for her, for which Bender quotes the sentence earlier. Leela replies that it was not intentional but a way for Blender to pocket their money. Bender wants to kill all humans.
4. “Yes! I’m going to be rich. You too, but it’s hard to get excited about that.”
- Director: Chris Sauve, Gregg Vanzo
- Writer: Darin Henry, Patric M. Verrone
- Season & Episode: 2, 18
- Episode Name: The Problem with Popplers
- Quote By: Bender
Popplers become a popular food item, with all the money. MEAT protests Omicrons hate it, and they might awaken. Real Leela is the one who identifies this first as she observes this when a Poppler is not caught dead.
Zapp Brannigan brings a dummy of Leela, as he finds it non-fatal—a female orangutan, as Omicronians are fooled as they have the disability of identifying individual humans.
3. “Why, if it isn’t my favorite head on Amy’s body.”
- .Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keller
- Season & Episode: 2, 10
- Episode Name: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Quote By: Leela
All of them are with dates, and Amy seems to have a good date. Leela finds Fry and saves the day for him. Leela tricks Amy Wong’s boyfriend by talking about his profession at the bank regulation so that he gets distracted and delays leaving with Amy, as Leela feels bad. Fry is thankful for the work done by Leela.
2. “Wait, come back, uh, darling.”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keller
- Season & Episode: 2, 10
- Episode Name: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Quote By: Fry
Petunia gets off the table, which is when Fry uses this sentence to her, but Petunia does not wait as requested by Fry. She walks out of the room, and the conversation between Sal, Petunia, Leela, and Bender continues.
1. “She seems a little old for me.”
- Director: Chris Louden
- Writer: Ken Keller
- Season & Episode: 2, 10
- Episode Name: Put Your Head on My Shoulder
- Quote By: Fry
This episode’s main content is how Fry seems to be interested in Amy Wong. But is not able to express it; at the same time, Leela is trying to help Fry make his move and not let Amy go away with her boyfriend. But at the end of the episode, we see that Fry and Amy do not stay together and let the relationship split, as Fry finds her smothering him a lot.
